Unbelievable Things Said
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Conversation 1
This will get me in trouble if the person who sais this reads this.
Spain: I will be flying back to Spain soon. I get to leave from New York when I do.
Amer: Oh, so is it a direct flight from here to Spain?
Spain (sarcastically): No, we have to make a landing in the ocean to refuel. Of course it is a direct flight. Where do you think we were going to stop. Mid-air? That is a really stupid question.
Amer: No it isn't. You may have had to fly through some other airport.
Spain: Where Atlanta?
Conversation 2
Driving back from Philadeplhia heading towards Scranton Pennsylvania. Getting off the Turnpike and getting on I-81.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Me: I'm writing a book what's it look like I'm doing? I'm getting off the turnpike.
Person 1: Why?
Me: Because it seems like a neat thing to do. Because the turnpike ends and I didn't want to go driving through trees and high grass.
Conversation 3
Submitted by: Anonymous
When sitting for lunch one day we started talking about our disliking to the O'Canada that played over the intercome that day. Anyway my friend turned to me and said that she liked the American O'Canada. We looked at her and said the American O'Canada? She was like no I mean the O'Canada National Anthem. We were like the O'Canada National Anthem? She was like no I mean I like the Americian National Anthem better. We all looked at each other and I said, "Well it took you long enuff to say it. The American O'Canada, whatever."
This same female once said let's cross the street, we are pediatricians (instead of pedestrians). She is not to "bright".
[editor's note: Not bright is an understatment. I've seen dead bulbs brighter....:) ]
Conversation 4
submitted by: Forget it!
This girl I know always gets me in trouble. Once we went on a double date. We had dinner, watched a movie, and then we hung out in her boyfriend's apartment. I had the hots for her boyfriend's roommate (who was away for the weekend), but my date was a very sweet guy and I was thinking maybe we'd be good together. Anyway, we were having our chitchat in the living room when my friend blurted out, "Oh! He's (the infamous roomie) gone! You should spend the night here! Sleep on his bed!" Take note, she said this in front of her boyfriend and my date! I said, "What?" and then I laughed so that the guy would think she was just cracking an *innocent* joke. That was then that she said, "Come on! This is your ONLY chance!" So I gave her a "Whatever" hand gesture (desperately trying to cover-up) and started giving her discreet "SHUT THE HELL UP" looks. Her boyfriend and I tried to distract my date but she was soooo loud and enthused. She jumped and jumped all over the place, and then she delivered the punchline: "We'll take pictures!"
Conversation 5
This is not really a conversation as more it is a thing I heard someone say. Was watching the local news one night and the anchor woman was telling about all the major police reports on the highways during Thanksgiving weekend. She was spouting off stats about number of tickets, dui, and other stuff. She then got to the number killed and here is what she said, "Unfortunately, even with all the police efforts there were 8 killed, 7 of those were fatal. WHAT? only 7 fatal, what happened to the 8th one?????
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