Strange But True
This section is a little small right now because I'm compiling facts for this section. May take a while to complete to an adequate level so bear with me until everything is complete. Thank you for your patience. Here are a couple of tidbits to wet your appetite until I can get more.
Factoid 1
Current talk show host and former news anchor and mayor of Cincinnati, Jerry Springer, once while mayor went out and got a prostitute. Then after he was done proceeded to pay the prostitute with a check...DUH. Nice way to leave a paper trail. Not to say the man was ousted out of office. Now you know why his show is so sleazy. He probably has that prostitute as he booking agent and she calls up her old clients....
Factoid 2
Two dumb drunk red-necks in Columbus, OH, tried to rip off an ATM machine. What's so strange about that you say....Well the idiots pulled the machine out of the wall with a chain attached to their car. Here's the kicker the bank was right across the street from the police station. Of course the idiots were caught. Afterward both men were proud of their deeds saying it was a good idea. There alibi if caught, they were going to say that the ATM was actually a washing machine that they were carrying on the back of their trunk... Uh I'm no expert on ATM machines but I think they look nothing like washers....DUH.
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