Jokes To Make You Laugh

A man phoned his doctor saying his wife appeared to have an appendicitis.
"That's impossible," the physician replied. "She had an appendectomy last year. Have you ever seen anyone with a second appendix?"
"No, moron," the husband replied. "Have you ever seen anybody with a second wife?"
How do you know when a blond has sent you a fax? There's a stamp on it.
What do porn stars and politicians have in common? They're both experts at changing positions.
What do you get when you have Phil Gramm and Marion Barry in the same room? Almost 2 grams.
What's the definition of a consultant? A guy who knows 50 ways to make love but doesn't know any women.
What do you call a blonde walking from geology class to math class? Between a rock and a hard place.
Graffito spotted in an IBM headquarters: Xerox never comes out with anything original
Liberal pundits have come up with the lastest definition of saturated fat: Rush Limbaugh in a hot tub.
Why are so many blondes rushing out to have breast enlargements? So they won't have to pay a flat tax.
Saw a sign at a local gas station that read,"Free flag with 4 fill-ups." So I went back later and said can I have my free flag because I'm with 4 Phillips.

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