A new feature here. From time to time will be adding new poetry from the funny animated show Animaniacs. I hope to give all who read this a good laugh when they need it. If you like this kind of humor check out the show, check local listings. I really recommend it. Well Enjoy.
"Ahem....
Roses are red, violets are blue, that's what they say, but it just isn't true.
Roses are red and apples are, too, but violets are violet, violets aren't blue.
An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green.
A pinky's not pink, so what does it mean?
To call something blue when it's not, we defile it...
but, ah, what the heck, it's hard to rhyme violet."
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"Ahem....
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, and what a big tuffet she had!
If you're feeling insecure, just stand next to her and then you won't feel quite so bad.
Thank you."
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"Ahem....
Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jacked jumped over
The candlestick
And burned his butt.
Thank You"
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Thirty days hath September
April, June, and November
All the rest have thirty-one
Except for my Uncle Spit who was given thirty to life.
Thank you.
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