Wacky Marriages...?

A compelling look into the world of what if... This little section was inspired when I happen to watch a segment of the Rosie O'Donnell show. Some of the below what ifs are from her show, but there are some of mine in there too. Hope you enjoy.

• What if Demi Moore married Al Gore then she would be:
  Demi Moore Gore
• What if Phil Gramm married Betty Crocker then she could be:
  Betty Gramm Crocker
• What if Autie Mame married the Hunch Back of Notre Dame then she'd be:
  Auntie Mame Dame
• What if Mickey Mouse married Andy Rooney then he'd be:
  Mickey Rooney
• What if Emilio Gucci married Susan Lucci then she'd be:
  Susan Lucci Gucci
• What if Duran Duran married Erin Moran then she'd be:
  Erin Moran Duran Duran
• What if Bob Dole married Jeanette MacDonald then he'd be:
  Old MacDonald
• What if Momma Cass married Jack Par then she'd be:
  Cass Par the friendly ghost
• What if Sandra Dee married Calvin Klein then she'd be:
  Sandra Dee Klein
• What if Debbie Harry married Jim Carrey then she'd be:
  Debbie Harry Carrey
• What if Rosanne Cash married James Bond then she'd be:
  Rosanne Cash Bond
• What if Billy Crystal married Lucile Ball then he'd be:
  Billy Crystal Ball