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Mon, Sep 11, 2006 at 08:39
Star Treatment
I've been slow to get a new post up because I've been busy of late. I've been in consultation with my agent and team of lawyers over a new proposition. A friend recently asked me to be in his wedding. I'm to be the understudy for the flower girl. If she goes down say for illness or a crow bar to the leg, I have to be ready to step in and go. It's not an easy job and I'll be taking my responsibilities seriously.
Actually I've been asked to be a groomsman. So really I had my team of lawyers writing up a binding contract for my role. I have to make sure all my provisions are taken care of. I need to be paired up with a single cute bridesmaid who adores red heads. In case of injury playing soccer, the church needs to be scooter accessible. At which point the bridesmaid must be cool with riding on my lap (wink wink nudge nudge). There can be no yellow M&Ms in the M&M bowl. I have to have the crust cut off all my sandwiches. Oh wait those last two provisions were for when I'm famous.
Hey where you going? Get back here... bye for now.
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