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Tue, Feb 20, 2007 at 09:33
Spamtastic Fun
It's quite amusing at times to see the humor in spam mails. You can tell most are not written by people fluent in English. Or if they are they must have been the kids who at the paste in class while the teacher taught or they were window lickers. I get a lot of spam mail at my job because we host lots of web sites. So far my favorite to date has been
'Increase your ejaculation by 581%'
Now that's a pretty specific number. Of course me being the smart ass I am, I have to ask the question are they talking volume or distance? That's an important fact to know before buy a product.
I also got a kick out of reading the subject of this spam mail which read
'Build more SPERM in your PENIS, 500% more after taking this pill or garden'
Now this begs the question of where else would you need to build your sperm? In a car? In your neighbors house? In a can? In a sock? In a piggy bank? And what the hell does it mean by ' after taking the pill or garden'? garden???? I've never heard of someone having to take a garden. That's an awful lot of stuff to take. Course that depends on the size of the garden. Is it a backyard garden or a chia garden? This is stuff that's important to know before building sperm. If you don't have a proper foundation you can't build your sperm correctly. Then the whole things just collapses.
But see this only gets better the more you read the contents of the spam as well. The product is called WonderCum. I'm sure they slaved over that name for weeks in their marketing meetings. But they also like to taut the benefits of WonderCum. Like the following:
- 500% more sperm - Again I ask distance or volume?
- Improved flavor - Who exactly are they having taste test this? Is it like some blind taste test at the supermarket?
- Rock hardErections
- More Staying Power - what? This doesn't make you want to get up and leave after having sex? fuck that!
- MultipleOrgasms
I think this needs no further comment and the humor pretty much explains itself. With that I leave you with a thought. Don't be disturbed by spam. It's here as a source of humor. So sit back and laugh at the poor spammer who is clueless to the English language.
Hey where you going? Get back here... bye for now.
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