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Mon, Sep 11, 2006 at 08:51
More Thoughts Today
Had another awesome game on Friday night. Well if you don't count the fact I got cleated again. The top of my foot is nicely bruised. The highlight of the game was this girl wanting me because of my soccer prowess. She wanted me so much she literally grabbed me on the field. I know it's hard to believe, but sometimes I just exude strength that every woman wants me. Course it helped that I had another awesome goal this session. All the ladies love goal scorers. With all the ladies wanting me, at least I'll have someone to take me to the hospital when my body falls apart from all the injuries.
On a completely unrelated topic. Family is a funny thing sometimes. Recently I found out my Aunt and Uncle were talking nice about me to this young woman, even offering that I would take her out to dinner. Seems fine and harmless until you start to hear that the young lady is going through a divorce and likes to collect bladed weapons. Yes, lets have me hang out with a woman who has sharp objects and who may want to emasculate any man she sees. I think I'll take a rain check.
Hey where you going? Get back here... bye for now.
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Mon, Sep 11, 2006 at 08:39
Star Treatment
I've been slow to get a new post up because I've been busy of late. I've been in consultation with my agent and team of lawyers over a new proposition. A friend recently asked me to be in his wedding. I'm to be the understudy for the flower girl. If she goes down say for illness or a crow bar to the leg, I have to be ready to step in and go. It's not an easy job and I'll be taking my responsibilities seriously.
Actually I've been asked to be a groomsman. So really I had my team of lawyers writing up a binding contract for my role. I have to make sure all my provisions are taken care of. I need to be paired up with a single cute bridesmaid who adores red heads. In case of injury playing soccer, the church needs to be scooter accessible. At which point the bridesmaid must be cool with riding on my lap (wink wink nudge nudge). There can be no yellow M&Ms in the M&M bowl. I have to have the crust cut off all my sandwiches. Oh wait those last two provisions were for when I'm famous.
Hey where you going? Get back here... bye for now.
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