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I like to do a shout out to one of my loyal readers (probably only loyal reader). So what's up Assssshole. I know it must be totally thrilling to see your name up here on this immensely popular blog. You'll be famous in no time at this rate. I hope you're checking before Thanksgiving. :-)

Well there's something I never thought I would do. Use the term shout out in a sentence. Speaking of strange words. I just have to share this surreal moment that happened the other day. While in a company meeting a person used the word simplicate. Yep you heard me right, simplicate. Now it's early and I just figured I heard wrong. But after the meeting it was confirmed that the person actually said, "I just wanted to simplicate the situation."

It would seem this person took two completely opposite meaning words and combined them into a new some what useless word. So being the internet people we are at work we looked it up online. Thankfully it's not a real word it is however a word found in the urban dictionary. It means to simplify a situation by making it more complicated. As an example sentence they give. "I didn't like the color the wall was painted. So I simplicated the situation by tearing the house down rather then repaint the wall".

So have some fun and use this word and see how many people notice you using this word. It's tons of fun and tons of laughs.

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